"I shouldn’t ship that," I tell myself, "it’s going to hurt." And then I just ship it all the harder.
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
"Grafic design? Come on, you’ll end up drawing advertisement for like, cars or something - and you don’t even like cars. You can’t make ad witty it’s just annoying."
Well now listen here you lil shit.
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
BEST ONE I’VE SEEN YET
AND WE HAVE A WINNER
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
good motherfucking multichapter fanfictions